My dad and I were cleaning out our attic (specifically, our Halloween decorations) and I found this weird letter in one of the boxes. It’s not ours, my family is nowhere near this level of crazy, and I have no idea when it got in there or by whom. I assume it was probably snuck into one of the boxes the decorations came in, but it was just chilling out loose in one of the Rubbermaid containers we have our decorations dumped in.