I live at the end of a long road so I can see deliveries coming from a long way. I opened my front door to greet the FedEx driver. He was 10 feet away still and walked up dropped it at my feet and said "sorry, I gotta get the picture" then just walked away quickly unashamed. I just said "really" and grabbed my package.
Edit: I'm keeping this up because it's hilarious… keep it coming…